Winter Blonde

[Krazy-Klingon]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.

She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in West Virginia and I'm driving the... SALT TRUCK!"

 

[Krazy-Klingon]

Speaking of blondes ...

So this blonde is walking down the street ... homeless, jobless, moneyless. She sees a sign that reads "EMPLOYEES NEEDED". She looks it over and says to herself "Why not?" She walks in and says to the manager, "Hi! I would like to apply for this job."

He says "Okay, just wait a moment. There are others applying for the job as well. Please fill out this form and you'll be called in shortly.

The blonde says, "Okay", and starts filling out the form. Next to her are two women, a red-head and a brunette. The red-head walks into the office and 10 minutes later comes out stomping her feet with a red-hot face. The brunette walks into the office and 5 minutes later walks out of the office with no expression on her face. Then the blonde gets called into the office. Five minutes later she skips out of the office hollering 'I GOT THE JOB! I GOT THE JOB!" she skips all the way home.

The next morning she comes back and works in the factory. Thirty minutes later, projected over the intercom is "WE HAVE A PROBLEM IN THE FACTORY. PLEASE COME IMMEDIATELY MANAGER" The manager goes into the factory and stares at all of the tickle-me-elmos. He notices that all of them have two marbles attached in between their legs. The manager says, "I told you to give them two TEST-TICKLES, not two TESTICLES!!!"