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Last Updated: 09-AUG-2022
Spam: Spam is pointless, meaningless, repetitive, or nonsensical posts. Spamming is against the rules of this forum. Accidental or unintentional spamming will initially result in a PM (Private Message) warning you of your error. Deliberate or...
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The following games have been discontinued on this site, due to compatibility issues with the latest version of PHP...
Alien Assault Traders
BlackNova Traders
Dragon Knight
Hangman
Legend of the Green Dragon
Phaos RPG
World of Warcraft is a massively multiplayer online game in which you assume control of a character who is part of the worlds of Azeroth and Outland. These worlds are filled with magic and fantastical creatures, but you will also catch glimpses of advanced technology.
Upon entering the game...
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - at nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it...
Hi Excaliber
Welcome to the forums and to the BNT games I run.
I hope you will enjoy the games, and thank you for bringing in more players.
Merry Christmas.
Hi Wetzel,
Nice to see you again.
Sorry had to close GVG Forums down due to spammers were targeting it on a daily basis and low-activity.
This is my own forum which I split from GVG and ran separately for two years now.
Thanks for the congrats :)
Hope to see you again soon.
1. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
2. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
3. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
4. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
5. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
6...
1. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
2. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
3. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
1. she called me to get my phone number.
2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
3. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical...
1.Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?
A: Gifted.
2.Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What Men Know About Women."
3.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One ... men will screw anything.
4.Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for...
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8...
Category: True Story
A forward of a forward of a forward, forwarded to me by one of my attorneys. This goes to prove two things: 1) you're not the only one who gets crappy service from your ISP, and 2) the Brits get better educations than most Americans, enabling them to write damned fine...
Are You Having a Bad Day?
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone, don't take that bad day out on someone you know.
Instead, take it out on someone unfriendly who you don't know!
Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I...
The Conversion to Euro English...
With the implementation of the Eurodollar underway in Europe these last few years, the European Union is trying to find new ways to standardize practices in Europe.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Hi Ernie
Thanks for visiting my forum
This is a new forum for my site, as I use to have my forum merged with another forum I host, but decided to have my forum run on it's own again
Your site looks brillant, my main site URL for this site is http://www.daves-website.co.uk