Search results

  1. Dave

    Forum Rules

    DAVE'S FORUM RULES Last Updated: 09-AUG-2022 Spam: Spam is pointless, meaningless, repetitive, or nonsensical posts. Spamming is against the rules of this forum. Accidental or unintentional spamming will initially result in a PM (Private Message) warning you of your error. Deliberate or...
  2. Dave

    Forum Upgraded

    We have now completed our forum upgrade to the latest version available. Any problems, then please either PM me or post in the Forum & Website Feedback forum.
  3. Dave

    Forum Conversion Completed

    We have now completed our forum conversion. Any problems, then please either PM me or post in the Forum & Website Feedback forum.
  4. Dave

    CleanTalk - Review

    About CleanTalk CleanTalk is a SaaS Spam Protection Service for websites. CleanTalk uses protection methods that are invisible to the website visitors. Connecting to the service eliminates any needs of CAPTCHA, questions and answers, and other methods of protection that complicate the exchange...
  5. Dave

    List of Discontinued Games

    The following games have been discontinued on this site, due to compatibility issues with the latest version of PHP... Alien Assault Traders BlackNova Traders Dragon Knight Hangman Legend of the Green Dragon Phaos RPG
  6. Dave

    World of Warcraft

    World of Warcraft is a massively multiplayer online game in which you assume control of a character who is part of the worlds of Azeroth and Outland. These worlds are filled with magic and fantastical creatures, but you will also catch glimpses of advanced technology. Upon entering the game...
  7. Dave

    Notice to our Pets

    To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - at nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it...
  8. Dave

    Wow long time since I've been here

    I've dumped AAT altogether now, due to inactivity in that game. May run it again in the future, but depends on whether anyone plays it.
  9. Dave

    EEEWWW! That smell! Can you smell that smell?

    lol, and so the chain starts again at the new home! :D Nice joke KK!
  10. Dave

    Wow long time since I've been here

    Hi Excaliber Welcome to the forums and to the BNT games I run. I hope you will enjoy the games, and thank you for bringing in more players. Merry Christmas.
  11. Dave

    Wow long time since I've been here

    Hi Wetzel, Nice to see you again. Sorry had to close GVG Forums down due to spammers were targeting it on a daily basis and low-activity. This is my own forum which I split from GVG and ran separately for two years now. Thanks for the congrats :) Hope to see you again soon.
  12. Dave

    Some funny ifs

    1. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 2. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 3. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 4. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 5. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 6...
  13. Dave

    About Wifes

    1. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 2. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. 3. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be...
  14. Dave

    Blonde one liners

    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that... 1. she called me to get my phone number. 2. she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". 3. she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. 4. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical...
  15. Dave

    Some funny questions and answers

    1.Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted. 2.Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: "What Men Know About Women." 3.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One ... men will screw anything. 4.Q: How does a man take a bubble bath? A: He eats beans for...
  16. Dave

    Why it is good to be a man?

    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2. Your orgasms are real. Always. 3. Your last name stays put. 4. The garage is all yours. 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8...
  17. Dave

    Good Joke: Memo to Customer Service

    Category: True Story A forward of a forward of a forward, forwarded to me by one of my attorneys. This goes to prove two things: 1) you're not the only one who gets crappy service from your ISP, and 2) the Brits get better educations than most Americans, enabling them to write damned fine...
  18. Dave

    Having a bad day?

    Are You Having a Bad Day? For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone, don't take that bad day out on someone you know. Instead, take it out on someone unfriendly who you don't know! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I...
  19. Dave

    Euro English

    The Conversion to Euro English... With the implementation of the Eurodollar underway in Europe these last few years, the European Union is trying to find new ways to standardize practices in Europe. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
  20. Dave

    Visiting

    Hi Ernie Thanks for visiting my forum This is a new forum for my site, as I use to have my forum merged with another forum I host, but decided to have my forum run on it's own again Your site looks brillant, my main site URL for this site is http://www.daves-website.co.uk
Back
Top